The sad fact is, the older we get, the more ... saggy our bodies become. I'm sorry, but it's true. We may still be quite thin at 40, but odds are, we're not as tight and toned as we were at 20. (And if we are, we pretty much have to exercise in our sleep.) So, based on this theory, Bethenny Frankel is either a teenager who's managed to fool the world into thinking she's a middle-aged woman, or she has some Benjamin Button sh*t going on.